Out of office d'un de mes collègue

C'est vraiment trop fort. On a eu des problemes avec certains clients...

As you already might have guessed, I'm out of office right now. However, if nothing fatal happens to me I will be back as strong as ever on Wednessday the 12th of June (2008 that is).
In case of urgent matters...please reconsider: is it REALLY that important!? Think of your husband/wife, your children, possibly your hamster, think of the good weather, a fine glass of wine. Consider that the earth is no longer the centre of the universe, man is merely an ape in the current of its evolution, we think rationally but we are really craving for love and a nice dinner... (not necessarily in that order).

I wish you a pleasant working day.

et il a envoyé ça aux clients...

Les clients qui lui envoie un mail recois ca en retour en tout cas

C'est à mourir de rire quoi. Ca a mis un de ces bordel ici ...

Dear,

If you are of the female kind and wish to go on a wild date with me, then I'm afraid you're too late...
On the 7th of June, I am getting married, you should have taken your chance sooner!

In case your mail actually has something to do with DPD, then I gladly point you to my colleagues of the IT Department:

+32 15 40 60 88

I will be out of the office celebrating my honeymoon until the 23rd of June.

Kindest regards,

Tim Casteels

Voila la direction m'est tombé dessus pour changé au plus vite ces out of office anti commercial...

Il fallait que ca arrive